Westboro Church of Cthulhu
When will the Great One awaken once more?
Anonymous

Very soon, brother, very soon.

He has arrived.

He has arrived.

Fear his might.

Fear his might.

I bow before thee, oh Old One...

Vhoorl shall be pleased. 

...I don't get it....what the fuck is Cthulhu
Anonymous

In good time you shall find out knave, as your flesh is torn asunder beneath his mighty will.

SUBMIT.
We are disappointed that R’lyehian is not a language option on facebook.

Our acolytes are taking steps to remedy the situation. Be patient, children.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Tremble, non-believers.

Tremble, non-believers.